Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

  • Preamble

    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the seventeen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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June 18, 2008

Take a cue from the...Arizona Cardinals???

Uh oh.  A fellow bottom tier team might be getting its act together.  The Arizona Cardinals are apparently restructuring their scouting department and look to add as many as four additional scouts, according to The Arizona Republic.  Meanwhile, our scouting department continues to have six people in it not counting the Personal Assistant.

It's fairly common knowledge that our scouting department is significantly smaller than most NFL franchises.  The Bengals rely on their coaches to conduct some of the scouting as evidenced by the coaches' annual trips to the Senior Bowl every year after the end of the season.  Most NFL teams don't do this. 

Now, the Arizona Cardinals, another franchise that has struggled, has recognized that the way they have been doing things could be improved.  Can you imagine how huge this story would be if it were about your Cincinnati Bengals?  How big of a sign would that be to Bengals fans that ownership wants to improve the franchise from top to bottom?  Such a move would improve the organization's administration and eventually its personnel after the additional scouts contributions.  It could even improve the coaching if decreasing their role in scouting allowed them to focus more on traditional coaching duties.  WDR would be ELATED if such an article hit the local newspapers about the Bengals.  It doesn't take much to get Bengal fans excited.  This would be a clear sign to us that we are committed to winning. 

One related piece of advice for the sake of our readers' health...Don't hold your breath.

May 14, 2008

Brooks Groin Injury Lingering???

It has been reported that Ahmad Brooks was unable to participate in voluntary workouts because ofAhmad_brooks015b_2 lingering pains associated with his season ending groin injury.  To refresh your memories, Brooks suffered an injury during the Cleveland shootout on September 16th, 2007.  Questions regarding the return of Brooks surrounded the team for several weeks ensuing this game, ending with him being placed on the injured reserve.  Now it is March 2008, and the injury is bad enough to keep him from working out with the rest of the team.  These are the facts, but now I would like to move along to the speculation.

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Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

  • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

    0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

    .356 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-175 in 17 seasons)

    15-17 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

    0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

    10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

    32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

    458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

    2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

    6 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

    747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

    118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

    97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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