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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

Preamble
IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the seventeen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

Introduction

WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

Manifesto Demands

THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

March 07, 2008

Happy 41st Birthday JEFF QUERY

The man, the myth, the legend, Jeff Lee Query was born March 7, 2007, and is the first of hopefully many profiles of amazing Bengal Single Season Hero Performances.

Query looks like he wants to punch Klinger in the head

Jeff Query played parts of 4 glorious seasons as a Cincinnati Bengal, and contrary to popular belief he was more than just the proud owner of the greatest Kentucky Waterfall this side of Andre Agassi. (One can only imagine how big a heartthrob Query was around the greater Cincitucky area) People forget but for one amazing season Jeff Query was a damn fine NFL wide receiver. The year was 1993 and rumor has it that his wallowing around in the toxic waste that surrounded Spinney Field gave him superhuman abilities. Nothing else could explain these new found powers that led Jeff Query to flat-out dominante opponents during the Bengals fall 1993 campaign. That the Bengals went 3-13 that year is but a minor side note to Query's virtuso performance. In 1993 Jeff Query was unstoppable as he amassed 56 catches for 654 yards at 11.7ypc to go along with 4 big TD grabs.

Just take a look at his game log from the season:

Regular Season				Games		Receiving					Rushing					Fumbles

WK	Game Date	Opp	Result	G	GS	Rec	Yds	Avg	Long	TD	Att	Yds	Avg	Lng	TD	FUM	Lost

1	09/05	@ CLE	L 14-27	1	1	3	80	26.7	51	0	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
2	09/12	IND	L 6-9	1	1	4	44	11.0	13	0	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
3	09/19	@ PIT	L 7-34	1	1	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
4	09/26	SEA	L 10-19	1	1	6	59	9.8	17	0	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
5	Bye			--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
6	10/10	@ KC	L 15-17	1	1	3	69	23.0	25	0	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
7	10/17	CLE	L 17-28	1	1	4	32	8.0	11T	1	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
8	10/24	@ HOU	L 12-28	1	1	5	45	9.0	18	1	1	5	5.0	5	0	--	--
9	Bye			--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
10	11/07	PIT	L 16-24	1	1	6	48	8.0	12	1	1	8	8.0	8	0	--	--
11	11/14	HOU	L 3-38	1	1	2	30	15.0	24	0	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
12	11/21	@ NYJ	L 12-17	1	1	6	44	7.3	13	1	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
13	11/28	RAI	W 16-10	1	1	3	43	14.3	24	0	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
14	12/05	@ SF	L 8-21	1	1	3	36	12.0	14	0	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
15	12/12	@ NE	L 2-7	1	1	2	17	8.5	10	0	--	--	--	--	--	--	--
16	12/19	RAM	W 15-3	1

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March 07, 2008

Happy 41st Birthday JEFF QUERY