While listening to the Marvin Lewis Monday press conference (or what we at La Revolucion like to call it, "making somebody pay for Bengal fan misery"), I counted these occurrences for the press conference...
Times Marvin did the Doctor-Hibbard-from-The-Simpsons chuckle - 7 (Last week: 7; Season Average: 7)
Times he was hostile to someone asking an intelligent question - 0 (Last week: 9; Season Average: 4.5) (NOTE: Chick Ludwig was not heard at the press conference, he generally is able to push a Marvin Lewis button or two)
Times Marvin gave non-answer answers - 3 (Last Week: 3; Season Average: 3)
Times that the team almost did something good (aka "Turd Polishing") - 6 (Last Week: 4; Season Average: 5)
Times he got fired up (about football)- 0 (Last Week: 1; Season Average: 0.5)
Times that Marvin acknowledged that the team needs to "get better", "keep working at it", or some
other general admission for the need of improvement without being too specific - 10 (Last Week: 9; Season Average: 9.5)
Times he actually answered a question about football using strategy or game-planning or technique - 9 (Last Week: 5; Season Average: 7)
Other things of note: Marvin actually acknowledged that the fans might be pissed about all of this. And said he was sorry. And that he feels our pain.