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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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I know the Browns are cheap but seriously, is she wearing Mike's hand me down suit in that pic?

I can see the resemblance between Mike Brown and his daughter. I think that she sort of looks like how Mike Brown would look if he were a man.

does that black turtle neck have a steelers logo on it and thats why she is wearing her dads jacket? is she squinting to look like hines turd?

I hate you, you stupid cow!

Rich, the subtlety of that rip was awesome. She certainly looks like the kind of person I'd choose to run a professional football team. In all seriousness, if I didn't know who she was I would assume she was on the LPGA. By which I mean the PGA. She looks like a young Phil Mickleson.

young Phil Mickelson...... That just makes me laugh out loud.

Young Phil Mickelson..... That just makes me laugh out loud.

She needs to develop a coke problem and start rebelling. I heard Chris Henry is in daddy's good graces, why not take a spin through OTR and grab a burger at Ollie's? I don't know why this makes sense, it just feels right.

You guys are pathetic. Why wouldn't you want a team from your division winning playoff games if your own team sucks ass? let them win as much as possible with the expectation that they'll lose to the Bengals.

Gawd that is one ugly man!!! It's a MANimal!

Gawd that is one ugly man!!! It's a MANimal!

Gawd that is one ugly man!!! It's a MANimal!

What a nice picture of Nick Cave...I've never seen him look so happy...the pic must be from his younger days

( btw, Nick Cave wrote/sings the song, "Papa Won't Leave You, Henry )

Also, apparently, one of David Byrne's giant coats was stolen...

all of the Browns and Blackburns need to go. Its obvious, and Mike Brown has proven to everybody who knows football, that he cannot win. hes horrible president. we need a damn scouting department. three people is not enough to call anything a scouting department. there is actually many many things that need to be different. how can you be OK with such a horrible win percentage? if you were not ok with it, then why isnt anything changing? as long as you get your paycheck you all dont give a fuck. if you do, you all do a horrible job showing it. we need change. i think marvin lewis is very intelligent in footbal, but get in your boys faces. make them earn it. there is NOTHING to be clapping about on the damn sideline of any game when your team is losing, and has been losing. i am diehard bengals fan, not fairweather and i am really getting sick of the same shit. and what happens when nothing changes? who will take over Mikes spot? Katie oh thats soooo horrible to even think about. we need change, im not giving up on our coaching staff yet> > theres nothing you can do when your team president and other staff members are full of themselves and dont give a flying fuck about there own team. we have the talent on our team that any other team would love to have. why are we losing. marvin dont give up, but get mean. make em earn their stripes. literally. ive seen it in you DO for the people upstairs, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR DAMN ASS we want to WIN.

hofbraunow,I hope you like the coaching staff we got,because mikey boy kept them for another season.
nepatism at its worst

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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