Bob Bratkowski must love Tecmo Bowl

So while at the Bengals-Browns disaster (which double as "season-killing game" and "the most boring football game in the history of man"), I watched the high-flying, high-powered Bengals offense take the field. 

And, was it me?  Or did the high-flying, high-powered Bengals offense run the same four plays the whole game? 

Chris Perry running slightly to the right.
Chris Perry running slightly to the left.
Screen to Chris Perry.
Dump pass to TJ Houshmandzadeh. 

Every drive seemed to go run, run, pass, punt (that's what the the first two drives were exactly like). 

So I'm wondering, does Bob Bratkowski play a lot of Tecmo Bowl?  Y'know?  The one where you picked from four plays to run?  You had four plays and that was it. 

Bratkowski ran the same four plays and that was it.  All day. 

Can we get this guy at least Super Tecmo Bowl?  That had eight plays on it (and you could pick from about twnety or so plays to create your eight). 

He could even have the quarterback yell, "READY!  DOWN!  HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!..." 

Does Bratkowski know that most NFL teams have more than four plays? 

Comments

[Chase F]

At least, in Super Tecmo Bowl you, could run the flea flicker every other play. Unstoppable when, mixed with a big dose of james, brooks.

[Who Che]

I heard Brat also thinks that the further Carson drops back, the further he can throw the ball down feild.

Also, don't forget, if the defense picks the exact same play (%25 chance) your offensive line gets blown up and if you attempt to pass, it is automatically intercepted.... Sooooo, looks like that's been happening all year.

[JMo]

Wheres Bo Jackson when you need him?