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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the eighteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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September 05, 2008

Blackburn Defends Henry Signing

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At a recent Business Courier "Bizwomen's" breakfast in Newport Kentucky (sounds like a blast), Katie Blackburn touched on the topic of re-signing Chris Henry to a 2 year deal. Her comments are as follows:

“I am the one with a little bit of a soft heart. This is his best opportunity to have any chance of success in life. He is relatively young, and maybe he will mature... I am for taking the chance and helping the guy. I am rooting for him."

She also added that if something goes wrong with Henry, the Bengals franchise will weather the storm. Not sure what she means by weather the storm (ie they will boot Henry, or just give him another chance) but I know that this does not bode well for any of us at WDR. I was previously in the group of people that believed the Bengals would IMPROVE their decision making after the departure of Mike Brown. But it looks like we are just getting started. A wise man once told me that it can take many generations to destroy a great organization that was created in just one. So if Mike cant do it, by God, Katie will try her hand at sucking the life out of them...

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This is bad news. I am among those that believes the thesis that once Mikey dies Katie will hire a GM and I hoped she had better judgment.

I still think she will hire a GM though. She will not want to keep taking the heat that will come down on her if the Bengals continue to lose year after year.

Is this where someone asks rhetorically, "Won't someone please rid me of this meddlesome owner?" Like, maybe at a convention of Junior Arsonists and Animal Torturers?

yo who is that chick hooking up with Henry? Ewww thats nasty. Do you have the pic w/out Blackheads pic posted over? I would love to see this trainwreck of a lady.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .348 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-181 in 17 seasons)

      15-23 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      6 3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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