Chris Henry Betting Unveiled In Vegas

Chris Henry Betting is all the rage in Las Vegas today. Here are the odds and a couple over/unders to all the things that could happen during the season with the addition of Chris Henry.

Henry and Pacman make it rain, all with $1 bills, somewhere in Dallas on 10/4/08: 1 to 10
Henry and Pacman get arrested for tragic strip club accident in Dallas on 10/4/08: 4 to 1

Henry making it through season without violating his probation: 10 to 1
Henry getting in a fistfight with a teammate: 30 to 1
Henry not running the right route, causing an incompletion or worse: O/U is at 10
Marvin keeping him at the bottom of the depth chart for whole season: 15 to 1
Henry TD's in '08: O/U is at 6
Bengals wins now that Marvin has no authority over the team: O/U is at 6
Bengals win AFC North in '08: 50 to 1
Bengals go to playoffs in "08: 45 to 1
Housh makes an outspoken comment against Henry during season: 5 to 2
Henry brandishes gun on sidelines: 100 to 1
Henry tailgates with fans and bust's out Bengal Bus Windshield with Beer Bottle: 25 to 1
Henry changes his ways and becomes a serious professional: 75 to 1
Bengals play so well that they get top 10 pick next year. Still don't get the guy they want: 1 to 2

Comments

[Joe]

u r bitter

[Paul Katz]

omg, u r right.

[Andrew Simon]

paul, u just jelous cuz u ain't got skillz like henry