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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the seventeen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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July 01, 2008

Bengals Fans Declare, "The Glass is 25% Full and Filling Fast!"

Bengals.com is running a poll asking fans for their predictions on the number of wins the Bengals will win in 2008. As of 7:30am today, over 12,000 fans had voted - and 79.9% think the Bengals will win 9 or more games.  A full 60.6% believe that the Bengals will win 10 games or more - essentially guaranteeing a playoff birth! 

Albert Einstein once said, "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."  Unfortunately, Bengals fans seem to be proving Einstein's point.  What has changed from the last 17 seasons that would cause Bengals fans to expect a playoff run this year?  Cheap ownership with a death grip on player personnel, a coach who does not have full control of his team, a disgruntled star WR, a husky aging RB and perhaps an incrementally improved defense - and this is going to lead the Bengals to the playoffs?

This sentiment is EXACTLY why Mike Brown is able to to continue with his penny-pinching and refusal to loosen his grip on the team's management.  The team can go 8-8 or 7-9, make incremental improvements,  state: "We'll get 'em next year!" and Bengals fans buy into it.  EVERY YEAR.   

It seems like Bengals fans want to support a winner so bad they ignore all the evidence that sadly, this year, again, isn't the teams year.  Bengals fans grudgingly accept that Mike Brown isn't going to change and are resigned to another year of blind optimism.

Do I hope that the Bengals go 12-4 and make the playoffs this year and win a Super Bowl? OF COURSE.  But if they do, it will not be because of rational decisions by management, but because of either sheer luck or divine inspiration.

If you have had enough, sign the WDR manifesto and tell the Bengals ownership AND Bengals fans that you DEMAND a winner - not that you hope for one.

 

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Well, it looks like we are actually blaming the fans for something, which is certainly not a popular position. But here at WDR we are about the truth, not about what's popular. Thus, assuming the fans misguided enthusiasm manifests itself in the purchasing of apparel and tickets then I do suppose the fans are indeed enabling Mike Brown.

There's a lot more to this though and it is way too simple to say that this inflated level of expectations allows Mike Brown to get a free pass year in year out (I'd say it's his monopoly status on Cincy pro football). At the very least, we can try to draw some conclusions about the Bengals fans who read the team website:

1. Every teams fans might vote that way preseason, so they are no different than the average fans

2. They are really astute and see something we here at WDR don't (like maybe Carson refusing to let us lose)

3. They are hopelessly naive

I'd bet my money on a combination of a 1 and 3 with 3 being more prevalent.

Naive? Maybe. But basically it is the fans desire to see some reward for their fan support, regardless how bad Mike Brown is as an owner. I agree as much as everyone that he is the single worst owner in major sports but this doesn't require the fans to root for failure to support that point.

Check out ESPN.com's SportsNation poll on virtually any day and you'll see true Homerism at its finest. This isn't a Cincinnati only thing. It's a national thing. Sometimes I think the poll should just say, "what state do you live in?"

You're both right, perhaps I'm being a little harsh. I certainly hope we win 10+ games but I just think we're going to have one disappointed fan base if they truly believe that is the most likely outcome for the season. And again, it makes me think the fan base may not be aware of just how bad Mike Brown is. Carson masks his ineptitude.

Tom, hilarious point about SportsNation...they are the least informative polls imaginable.

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Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

  • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

    0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

    .348 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-181 in 17 seasons)

    15-23 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

    6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

    0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

    10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

    32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

    458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

    2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

    6 3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

    747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

    118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

    97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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