Straight Cash Peko
Just when I thought the Bengals couldn't get any dumber, they go and do something like this... and totally F' themselves!
As if the first day of minicamp wasn't disconcerting enough, the Bengals felt that they needed to bellyflop into the proverbial pool (At least someone gets to use a diving board) by signing a megadeal for none other than our subpar DT Domato Peko. I'm not a statistician or anything, but shouldn't we be saving money for players that make the Bengals better (Housh)? Not players that "contributed" to a piss poor run defense. And especially ones that haven't improved since their rookie season.
In Peko's defense, he does have that flowing mane of hair that Mike Brown just can't resist. When it is cascading through Mikey's stubby hands he just can't think dollars and cents objectively. Chad should take note, grow your hair and feather it immediately if you want to negotiate with an advantage.
Moving away from the Domato debacle, Dede Dorsey was stretchered off the field yesterday while Chad was carried to the field on a litter. Dede hurt his groin, which could be season ending if you use Ahmad Brooks groin injury as an example of our trainers capabilities. So we'll probably take a flyer on Cedric Benson here any day now.
Chad couldn't practice due to menstral cramps and bloating. Apparently him and his agent/lover Drew Rosenhaus took several trips to the bathroom together to reapply each others tampons and adjust their makeup.
Come on, now. Surely the more veteran- on and off the field- Travis Henry will get the first shot?
Posted by: IgnatiusJReilly | June 13, 2008 at 08:23 PM