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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the seventeen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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June 03, 2008

Chad Johnson: A Summary of his Value as a Bengal in 2008

Okay, as of today, Chad says he is coming back June 12.  Why?  Conveniently, this is the first day he can start to lose some cash due to fines for missing mini-camp.  Mixed in with this announcement were some quotes by Chad justifying his whining by claiming that since the Bengals as an organization won't do what it takes win, he wants to leave.  While this is actually a true statement about the Bengals, and we here at WDR in a weak moment may even be tempted to make Chad an honorary member (before remembering the shot he took at Carson...CARSON!!!), it is not the main reason why he is making this fuss.  It is about money.

I won't get into the details here about how Chad appears to be underpaid going forward (not true, it is a function only of the timing of payments in his last contract) but suffice it to say that he will make $3 million next year while many of his peers will be making well over $8 million.  So, Chad is not pleased.  Probably more so now that his BFF Terrell Owens (only moments ago) just got a shiny new extension for $34 million over 4 years.  Hence, he is throwing a tantrum.  However, he is under contract and we can fine him.  Thus, he will play.  So, where does this leave the Bengals?

Well, according to Chad, his attitude for the next season is "I don't give a @#$@."  So, it looks like we may end up getting a top tier receiver who isn't really committed to playing all that hard, at a cost of around $3 million plus collateral damage to team chemistry.  That seems like bad news to me.  It'd be better for the franchise to get him away from the team.

But, Chad is a money man now, and I am not all that sure he can afford to sandbag a whole season without jeopardizing his future earnings, so perhaps we may end up with a top tier receiver who is committed to putting on a professional face on the field, at a cost of $3 million plus collateral damage to team chemistry.  Better, but still  bad.

So, yes, Chad is back and says he will play.  However, his value as a Bengal (though uncertain) is most likely a net negative on the Bengals ability to operate as a winning franchise (much less compete for a Superbowl) in 2008.

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Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

  • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

    0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

    .348 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-181 in 17 seasons)

    15-23 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

    6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

    0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

    10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

    32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

    458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

    2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

    6 3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

    747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

    118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

    97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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