Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

  • Preamble

    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the seventeen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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May 08, 2008

WhoDeyRevolution Interview with Bengals Safety Chinedum Ndukwe

Well, our post on how the Bengals are not utilizing blogs and new media got noticed by at least one Bengal.  WhoDeyRevolution spoke with Bengals Safety Chinedum Ndukwe this morning about his goals for the season, the biggest eaters on the team, Madden 2009, his best friend Brady Quinn and more.

Here is a partial transcript of our conversation: 

WhoDeyRevolution (WDR): I am thinking about going to business school.  Any tips for getting into Harvard Business School? (Chinedum was one of the NFL players who attended HBS for 2 week course in February) 

Chinedum Ndukwe (CN): Well, I would suggest becoming a really good football player first…I really enjoyed the experience for a couple of weeks taking business classes on entrepreneurship investment strategy.

WDR: What advice would you give recent Elder grad and future Notre Dame Tight End Kyle Randolph about playing for the Irish under Coach Weis?

Cn1 CN: For the transition from high school to college, you couldn’t ask for a better coach than Coach Weis. Everything he does is for a reason. You hear a lot of news about him being tough and being blunt but it is all tough love. He is genuine and you can trust him for who he is. 

WDR: Do you think that going to Notre Dame prepared you for the transition to the NFL better, being under the national spotlight and having the constant pressure?

CN: Definitely. At Notre Dame you are playing on such a huge stage with such high expectations….for me, the transition from college to the NFL wasn’t adjusting to the speed, it was more of a mental demand. You have to be more prepared on every play than in college. 

WDR: You went to high school with Brady Quinn in Columbus, do you guys still keep in touch?

CN: Oh yeah, we talk weekly. He is one of my best friends. 

WDR: Do you talk trash to him before or after the Bengals play the Browns?

CN: Yeah, but its all in good fun. I can’t wait to set up opposite him when he gets an opportunity to play. 

WDR: Did you grow up as a Bengals or a Browns fan?

CN: Bengals for sure.

Cn2 WDR: You are remembered at Notre Dame for your huge hit on Calvin Johnson - what is your biggest hit in the NFL?

CN: My biggest hit was probably against the Jets on Chad Pennington. He’s a great QB but he was a bit shook up.

WDR: What has new D coordinator Mike Zimmer been emphasizing so far in the offseason?  

CN: So far, it has been a lot of technique. He has really been stressing a lot of technique and film study. As a former DB coach, he has been working a lot with the DBs so far which I have really enjoyed.

WDR: What do you think will be the big changes between Zimmer and Bresnahan? Do you think the team will move to a 3-4?

CN: I don’t thin we are going to a 3-4. but we might go to some 3-4 fronts sometime. I loved Coach Bresnahan’s defense. He put me in a position to make plays. With Coach Zimmer, its kind of unknown,

WDR: Were you disappointed when the Bengals didn’t draft Notre Dame grad Trevor Laws? 

CN: Yeah, I knew that we were looking at the defensive tackle in the 3rd and I saw he was still around, but we have so many Domers on the team maybe they were worried we would take over the locker room.

WDR: What did you think about the Bengals draft? 

CN: From what I have been hearing, they did a great job. Jerome Simpson looks like a big time receiver.

WDR: What do you do in the offseason to prepare for the season?  

CN: It was a long season, so right after I did a lot of resting to heal up my body. Then after a month I got back in the gym and started working out, nothing heavy. Then I was able to spend a few weeks at Harvard. It is really a lot of running and conditioning and staying in shape. There is never downtime in the NFL.

WDR: What are your personal goals for the 2008 season? 

CN: Seeing the things better…seeing the whole field better. I want to be an everydown player this season. I want to become an impact player on D and be a force on the field every down.

WDR: You signed a multi-year endorsement with Reebok - what shoes are you wearing right now?  Do you wear Reebok's everywhere?  After games, when you take your Reebok cleats off, do you put on a different pair of Reeboks for the press conference?  What about to church or a wedding - does Reebok make formalwear?

CN: You know, you can take it as far as you want to go. If you want, they can specialize the shoes to fit your feet, but the HexRides I wear in training camp fit great.

WDR: Training Camp starts soon, which seems pretty boring. Not much to do but practice, sleep and eat. Who are the biggest eaters on the team? My bet is on Big Willie.

CN: You know what, I have never seen Willie eat. I don’t know if he has a personal chef in his dorm room, I really have never seen him eat. Dan Santucci is always eating though. Lots of Italian food. Pasta, meatballs, spaghetti. 

WDR: What about someone who you wouldn’t expect would be a big eater?

CN: Antiono Chatman is a big eater. He may be tiny but he can eat. 

WDR: What is your favorite place to eat in Cincy?

CN: After games, if my family is in town, we like to stay downtown and go to one of the nicer restaurants like Mortons. I also really like Precinct.  

WDR: How do you like your chili?

CN: I’ll do a three-way every now and then. Maybe throw some onions on. But I don’t know if the human body can handle it more than once a month. 

WDR: What are your goals for the team in 2008?

CN: When you start the season you want to win every game, the division and the Super Bowl. And we have the players do to do that.  We have the best QB in the game, great wide receivers, we have restocked our D-line, and I am a bit biased, but a great set of DBs. 

WDR: Do you play fantasy football?  If so, what was your team name last year?

CN: Nah, I don’t play. Maybe I should get a league together this year. 

WDR: What about Madden?  If I was in the NFL, I would constantly play games alone but on 2 player to set up plays to jack up my own stats.  Like, do you ever make Hines Ward come over the middle on purpose so you can flatten him?

CN: I used to play a lot in college, but I haven’t gotten to too much in the NFL. I am actually headed back to Columbus this weekend to see my family and I think I am going to grab the Xbox and take it back with me.

WDR: Do you check your stats to see how Madden rates you? 

CN: Yeah. I haven’t for the new season, but I am going to go online today and check on that. Thanks for reminding me.

WDR: Good luck with that, and good luck in training camp and with the season. Who Dey. 

CN: Thanks. Who Dey.

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New favorite Bengals players....even though I hate Notre Dame. Not as much as Dana Jacobson though.

Excellent work Mr. Simon.

Oh and I'd love to see a Dhani Jones Interview... I bet he's a streetcar supporter.

Great interview. I agree with Nick, he is definitely a new favorite.

I have been following you guys since close to the beginning, and i just wanted to leave a comment and say keep it up.

I have to agree, he is one of my favorite Bengals at this point.

Totally my favorite Bengal...

Totally my favorite Bengal...

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Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

  • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

    0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

    .356 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-175 in 17 seasons)

    15-17 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

    0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

    10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

    32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

    458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

    2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

    6 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

    747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

    118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

    97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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