Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

  • Preamble

    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the seventeen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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May 16, 2008

Bengal Hero: Harold Green

031663_hg Part three of Bengal Heroes takes us back to near the beginning of the disastrous Mike Brown era when everything started to go wrong in Bengladom. The year was 1992, Dave Shula was coaching the Bengals to a 5-11 record, Anthony Munoz would play his last NFL game, and Boomer (he played terrible with a 57.0 QB rating that was the worst of his career) was replaced as the starting quarterback by David Klingler (the rookie showed just how bright his future would be sporting a 66.3 QB Rating). Amidst all the doom and gloom the Bengals lone ray of sunshine that year was running back, Harold Green. 

In 1992 Harold Green ran for a career high 1170 yards on his way to amassing the fifth most career rushing yards in Bengals history with 3727. This set the mark as the most single season rushing yards in franchise history, since broken by Corey Dillon and Rudi Johnson. So good was Harold’s season the following year on the back of his football card he was described as “A big, slashing runner with the power to break tackles, he has excellent balance and speed.” This big, slashing runner was drafted out of South Carolina (he’s also third in career rushing at USC) by the Bengals in 1990 with the 38th pick in the draft. 

My good memories of Harold seemed way out of whack for him having only one 1,000 yard season. So I went back and checked it out and I’m pretty sure I figured out why Harold Green’s 1992 season really stood out in my mind. It all stems from the fact that he ran for over 100 yards in five games (tying a Bengals single season record that he still holds with four others). The last time of the year he did it was the 15th game of the 1992 season when he ran for 190 yards.

Now you might not there was anything a special about this particular 100 yard game, but you’d be sadly mistaken. After Harold ran for over the century mark no other Bengal would repeat this feat until Ki-Jana Carter ran for 202 yards in the 3rd game of the 1997. It took 67 games for the Bengals to have another 100 yard rusher after Harold did it last. Over FOUR straight years went by including the entire 1993, 1994, 1995, and 1996 seasons without anyone breaking 100 yards on the ground. How is that even remotely possible? What odds could get you get on that ever happening again to any NFL team? FOUR YEARS, 67 GAMES!!! I still can’t believe this happened.

Ignoring for a moment all that is unfathomable terrible about the Bengals, 1992 was a still a good year to be a Harold Green fan. Harold was 8th in the NFL in rushing for the year, and was named a pro-bowl running back along side the likes of Barry Sanders, Emmitt Smith, and Thurman Thomas. Looking back it seems ridiculous that Harold Green was in the same class as these running backs even for just a single season, but that’s why Harold’s 1992 campaign makes him a Bengal Hero.


That and the fact that he is a member of the South Carolina Athletic Hall of Fame (he was inducted in the class of 2006 along with another Bengal great, Standford Jennings) which I’m sure drove up his speaking fee (Harold Green actually charges $3,000-$5,000 per speech for those to lazy to click on the link). 

You can also read all about prior Bengal Heroes Tremain Mack and Jeff Query.

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Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

  • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

    0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

    .356 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-175 in 17 seasons)

    15-17 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

    0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

    10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

    32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

    458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

    2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

    6 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

    747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

    118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

    97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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