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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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I am a member of the WhoDeyRevolution.

After Paul died, the Brown family has shown that they care more about their profit margins than the quality of their product.
It is time for REAL changes to take place in this organization. Not just the hiring of new positions coaches or the drafting of a stud player (which are the equivalent of putting bright red lipstick on a fatass pig); but it is time for the Brown Family to relinquish personnel control, hire a GM, boost scouting, etc...
If these things dont take place, our children's children will be getting their MBAs by the time the Bengals win a playoff game.

I would love to see it happen but I doubt Mike Brown is going to change anytime soon!

During this season, Cincinnati will have its "Storming the Bastille" moment. After the Reds show progress and commitment to winning this summer and the Bengals roll out with the same old tired lineup and Chad/Marvin fighting over whos the coolest kid in the class, Bengals fans will revolt. Who Dey Fans of the World UNITE!!!

Since when did it happen that a business cannot be both profitable and fun? It's news to me Brown family.

If it's Brown, flush it down.

viva la revolution

Mike Brown Blows!

I support the WhoDeyRevolution!

Finally we are coming together and taking action, i am siked.

Get football people making football decisions.

I am proud that this website is up for all the true Bengals fans who want a change. Who dey to all.

Bengals owners and coaches need the desire to win. Until that happens nothing will change...

Who Dey!!!!

The only reason I keep my season tickets is because they give me a reason to drink

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION

Who Dey from NYC!

Who Dey from NYC!

Time to unite. Let's hit ownership in the pocket and send a serious message that conveys our pure disgust. Let's go true Bengals fans!

CHRIS HENRY is WANTED AGAIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!! An ASSAULT at BANG. Put him in the IRON MAIDEN; execute HIM!

WHO DEY, BITCHES!

Henry punched an 18 year old and then broke the kids window with a beer bottle. Maybe its time we take our focus off Chad Johnson and start focusing on real problems. This guy deserves a public cleveland steamer dished out by Tim Dunn.

If you could be put in a room at the stadium and ask Mike Brown one question .....what would it be.

Mine is a 3 part question Mr. Brown

Mr. Brown; if you had a coach that was here for 17 seasons and he had a winning percentage of .356 and 0 playoffs wins in that timeframe, would you keep him on your staff? NO! I didn't think so. Actually are you aware that is the record of the current administration? Who is in charge of the current administration.

That is all I have for you Mr. Brown.

Farewell sociopathic geisha!

Who Dey!

Hello from whodeyfans.com

You have our support.

FYI- The Bengals are ripping out the field turf at the practice stadium and putting in a new one sometime this spring...you can probably tack that fee on to the stadium cost as well.

Cancel your season tickets after the 2008 season. It's the only poker chip that we have.

Corey Dillon would rather flip burgers than play for Mikey.

Damn glad to meet ya. I know Andrew from DC, just moved back to Lexington.

Who Dey Burger Please!

POWER TO THE FANS!!!!! WHO DEY!!!!

Viva Le Resistance!

Down with Mike Brown, and Troy and Katie Blackburn! Until the family starts running this team like a business instead of teet to suckle as much money out of as possible then the Bengals will be mediocure.

Never give up the fight, I hope Paul Brown's ghost comes back in the night to Mike like in A Christmas Carol and scares old Mikey boy straight.

I'm sick and tired of cheering on losers! Cincy has talent, but no direction. Marvin is a good coach, but has no power to wield. Try to trade Chad to New England for their 1st round pick(He and Randy Moss will get along fine, and they need a WR), draft Ellis or Dorsey, or (Dare I think about what Darren Mcfadden would bring to the offense?)I'm sure management will find a way to fudge it all up, but I hate hearing the old "Bungals" moniker attached to OUR team!

DOWN WITH BROWN STAIN!!!!

Love this site! Makes being a Bengals Douche Bag a little easier. WHO DEY!?

I have made it a priority to forward this sites link to everyone in my contact list. I think anyone who has posted on this site should do the same.

A revolution only works with large numbers.

Love the site and more importantly the message. Bring back winning football to the people of Cincinnati.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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